Boxing Surgeon Simulator 2000 (Early Access) – A Funny Ringside Surgeon Sim Where You Need to Patch up a Beat-Up Boxer

Boxing Surgeon Simulator 2000 (Early Access) – A Funny Ringside Surgeon Sim Where You Need to Patch up a Beat-Up Boxer

Game Review


Boxing Surgery Simulator 2000 is an awesome surgery simulator that has you patching up a boxer from the wounds and scars during a crazy boxing match!

If you’ve played Surgeon Simulator, it’s kinda like that- in a very, very loose and subjective manner. You play as a ringside surgeon that needs to patch up wounds on a boxer’s face between every single round. You probably already know that a boxer will take some nasty blows to the face. Bruises, cuts, scars, wounds, and even missing teeth. They’re all part of the program!

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That’s where you come in to the rescue.

You’re armed with an assortment of ready-to-go surgery items like cotton balls, adhesive strips, scalpels, glue, razors, icicles, a fishing hook, and even spare teeth! The game is obviously full of humor and not even the slightest bit supposed to be taken seriously. seriously.

All you need to do is fix up the boxer between each fight. Do the best you can with whatever tools you have at your disposal. Every match has a fight and then a patch up scene. You can’t do anything when your boxer is in the ring but you can cheer him on by clicking on encouraging dialog boxes.

I’m not sure if this has any effect on the game overall, but it’s funny to call him some less-than-motivating words. After the fight’s over, you get 15 seconds to patch him up as much as you can as fast as you can. It’s funny to see how much damage he takes and how much more damage you’re causing him overall.

You have to use your wide arsenal of professional grade tools and use the right one for the right job. I don’t want to spoil anything so you’ll have to play it for yourself and learn what to use in what situation. You’ll have to try and fail a few time before you get it right because it’s one of those games where it’s trial-and-error. Once you’ve healed him up a few times, you’ll get it and understand what to use.

Overall, Boxing Surgery Simulator 2000 is a hilarious and unexpectedly skillful game. Try it using the link below and see how you fare as a ringside surgeon! It’s free to play and has plenty of laughs, humor, and gore included! It plays right in the browser so no download required.

  • Requires some skill
  • Funny dialog
  • Hilarious animations
  • Requires some trial-and-error
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