Loot Box Simulator is a game that sounds exactly what it sounds like.
It’s a simulator for loot boxes.
Given that many of today’s game greedy developers pretty much milk their players by nickel and diming them for skins, weapons, and in-game currency, a loot box simulator would probably be their dream come true.
Why even bother building a game with an immersive storyline, amazing visuals, or even an original concept when you can just have them buy loot boxes endlessly. Cut out all the extra work and just thrown some game out there with the best part about developing a game- making money!
Loot Box Simulator is what a lot of greedy game developers wish they could create nowadays. It’s a 3D physics idle clicker game made for the laughs. The physics work in this parody is actually very good and has more quality in the physics department than some AAA titles thrown together and sold the masses.
You start out with just a single loot box and you need to use your mouse to click and shake the loot out of it. You collect the loot (in-game currency) and reinvest it to buy more loot boxes. Then eventually you’ll have a whole pile of loot boxes.
You can also purchase upgrades- of course.
You can get more loot per loot box and even a higher chance of good loot. When you’re full of loot, you’ll need to buy more inventory slots for your loot. Many players who pay for games with loot boxes have gone through this task many times before- but only wish if they had the cash to afford to do this so many times (we know that’s our wish).
The loot you get is a card with specific numbers on them. You can view each card and then decide if you want to inventory it or burn it up for more in-game currency. You’ll want to save the best cards in each loot box so you get better upgrades and therefore get more loot from the loot boxes. It’s all about making the best purchase so you can constantly grow your collection of loot exponentially.
If you’ve always been against pay-to-win games or avoided in-game currency altogether, well, now’s your chance to see how it feels like (kinda).
Loot Box Simulator is a parody game with a deep meaning. At least, that’s how we like to think of it as. It’s a game that shows how ridiculous and greedy companies have become now. It’s actually very fun to play and entertaining enough to be addicting. Try it out and you’ll get hooked.
And you don’t have to pay-to-play.
You can download it or play the web version using the link below. Check it out.
- Parody game about greedy developers
- Simulate as if you had unlimited cash and could buy as many loot crates as you wanted
- Strangely addiciting
- Nice visuals
- Choose the proper upgrades
- Shows how sad some game companies have become
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